Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
> >>A: No, 35 children is enough.
> >>
> >>Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
> >>A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
> >>
> >>Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
> >>A: Childbirth.
> >>
> >>Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes
> >>she's
> >>borderline irrational.
> >>A: So what's your question?
> >>
> >>Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during
> >>labor, but
> >>pressure. Is she right?
> >>A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air
> >>current.
> >>
> >>Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
> >>A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
> >>
> >>Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my
> >>wife i in
> >>labor?
> >>A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
> >>
> >>Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from
> >>childbirth?
> >>A: Yes, pregnancy.
> >>
> >>Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
> >>A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
> >>
> >>Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel
> >>and act
> >>normal again?
> >>A: When the kids are in college.
> >>
> >>
> >>"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
> >>10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
> >>
> >>1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
> >>
> >>2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
> >>
> >>3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
> >>
> >>4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
> >>
> >>5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
> >>sticker that
> >>says "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-."
> >>
> >>6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting-practice.
> >>
> >>7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
> >>
> >>8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super
> >>Plus.
> >>
> >>9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
> >>
> >>10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
> >>
> >>TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
> >>
> >>10. Cats' facial expressions.
> >>
> >>9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
> >>
> >>8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
> >>
> >>7. Fat clothes.
> >>
> >>6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
> >>
> >>5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and
> >>eggshell.
> >>
> >>4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
> >>
> >>3. Eyelash curlers.
> >>
> >>2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
> >>
> >>AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
> >>
> >>1. OTHER WOMEN